Guitar hero

Last night Will and I were playing billiards, darts, and Neil Diamond in the basement of Uncle John and Aunt Mavis's house. Will found Jana's old guitar behind the darts machine, took it out, and started to play with it.

As I turned my back on Will and attended to the skipping Diamond disc, Will said, "Daddy, listen, I'm telling a story!"

Hmm, he's telling a story on the guitar, letting the notes write the words. Should be interesting. "What's it about buddy?"

"It's about a lizard in the desert ... and it's snowing."

Whoa, trippy story, dude. We'll look for the rest of the story on VH1.